from the deranged head of a willing social worker

I willingly chose a "helping profession". Since I'm going to be poor and care about other people for at least the next three years, I get to talk about those I help. Even Stevens.

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Jun 29, 2009 11:19pm

Healthy choice

Right as I was about to eat my dinner, a drunk lady refused to leave the shelter unless I gave her a pair of comfortable shoes. I went to get her some shoes. When I came back, she was having a seizure. I placed my frozen meal down somewhere in between realizing she was having a seizure, calling 911, and yelling can you hear me. After the ambulance took her away, I went to find my dinner, and it was gone. I think I know who stole it. Triflin’, using an emergency to steal my Healthy Choice Sweet Asian Pot stickers. I’m going to McDonalds. Stress makes social workers fat!

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