from the deranged head of a willing social worker

My office smells like cancer

For the first time ever I saw white women curly perming their hair. It smelled horrible and looked worse than it smelled. I felt like it was 1985. I asked so many questions. I have now forgiven all white people for asking me 50 million questions about my dreds and/or hair weave. Also, tonight a client said about some actor, “he’s so fine, he must be a faggot”. This was after a conversation where she said all gays were molested, causing them to be gay. I told her I believe people are born gay. She then started talking to me about her daily struggle not to be gay. I didn’t tell her that means she is most likely a homo.